You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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