i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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