I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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