3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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