Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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