At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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