if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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