Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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