My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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