On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
zippers are such a cool invention
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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