So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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