No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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