Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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