So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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