just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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