and you said cock pushups were impossible
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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