this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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