Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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