He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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