honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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