ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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