Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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