A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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