question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
no you cant smoke seaweed
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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