What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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