no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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