some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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