That's intense
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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