Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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