Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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