This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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