Dual....:-)
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
