They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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