Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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