Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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