I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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