i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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