I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
sex in a hospital.. check
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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