you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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