I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
