I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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