Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You ate ashes out of my bong
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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