its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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