Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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