My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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