Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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