So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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