belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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