Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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