I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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