He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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