She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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